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First Thursday Art Stroll in Boise
(For ARTChic Magazine)

By: Patrick M. Kennedy

First Thursday takes place each month throughout the downtown Boise area. It focuses on providing visitors the opportunity to stroll through the unique galleries and shops while enjoying in-store entertainment, live music in the streets, and special events. This event is from 5:00-9:00 pm and has been going on for over 20 years.

Galleries throw open the doors, museums stay open late, and visitors wander from door to door. Sidewalk cafes flurry with artists and art patrons eating and drinking and chatting. They celebrate the downtown area's diverse entertainment and art offerings; the event has become a meeting place for locals from throughout the area. The events and artists change monthly but always offer an intriguing evening, and range from art talks at the Boise Art Museum to coffee shops featuring photography exhibits.

Up to 30 downtown businesses remain open for the event and displays are in one form or another. You can get anything from 10% off your Harley-Davison motorcycle or a Free Tan.

Event-goers can stroll along the streets, or take a load off and ride the FREE Boise Trolley, sponsored by the Downtown Boise Association (DBA), between 10 different stops in the area from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m.

At least twenty or more galleries and participating businesses open their doors with new shows.
The Basement Gallery, owned by Perry Allen, this month featured several artists including the works of Tarmo Watia, Kirsten Furlong, Blown Glass by Matthew Jordan, Stoneware Sculpture by Sue Rooke, and the guitar, paintings and drawings by Mike Flinn.

Mike Flinn, in collaboration with guitar maker John Bolin, displayed his latest creation, 'Rockin' Guitar'. It is a fine alder-bodied instrument designed with deep dark and light contrasts of sepia and umber; and almost looks like tanned leather. He also displayed, among others, an oil painting on canvas titled, 'Other Than That, Everything's Perfect' as well as a collection of his drawings.

The Brown Gallery displayed the abstract landscape paintings of Charles Sites. He grew up on Idaho, lived in Boise for several years, and now lives in Portland, Oregon, but often returns to his roots. The hills and changing light contrasts of the Idaho terrain are a great influence in his work. In the background, while viewing this serene art, floats soothing classical guitar music.
Art Source Gallery presented Michael Falvey's 'Postcards from Home: Boise Images', which display some of Boise's scenes.
The Boise Art Museum featured half-priced admission for its 'Frank Lloyd Wright and the House Beautiful Exhibit'.

Gallery 601 had artists S. Sam Park and June Carey to take you through scenes of California vineyards and the shores of the Amalfi Coast, Italy.

The Lisk Gallery had the sometimes haunting, and the sometimes I-wish-I-could-be-there photography of Jerry Lisk. Black and White as well as color photos of the desert, rivers, salt flats, and mountains … as can only be seen by the patient eye of a talented photographer looking for that right moment to snap the shutter. Also shown at the Lisk Gallery you will find the work of jewelry artist, Kay Seurat.

The Pie Hole, a late night pizza joint and recent participant of displaying art, carried over from last month the fine art of Angi Grow. A style she calls 'street pop' is sort of a combinations of slick 80s pop, comic book art and industrial sensibility. She is a fan of graffiti and her work reflects that feeling.

Boise Art Glass was throwing its grand opening for its studio with a live glass demo, music by Frame Of Mind, and Food, Beer and Wine.

Mountain West Bank displayed work by photographer David Day. Reception and refreshments were served from 5:30-9 p.m.
Villano's Specialty Market and Deli offered wine, music by Scot Oliver and an exhibit of watercolor artist Dixie Anderson.

At the BoDo Marketplace you can hear singer and songwriter Jimmy Bivens play next to Tully's patio from 7 to 10 p.m. It is located in the heart of the cultural district south of Front Street and includes warehouses converted into shops, offices, performance spaces and restaurants.

The 'Quilt Walk' was put on this month with 35 fine-art quilts on display throughout Downtown galleries and businesses; put on by the Boise Basin Quilters.

If you are a Northwest artist or art lover, then Boise's First Thursday is a place to visit for news and views of all genres of arts and crafts. It's a fun night and worth the visit.


Las Vegas First Friday Art
(Roadside Item for Nevada Magazine)

By: Patrick M. Kennedy

In Las Vegas, on First Friday at 6pm of every month, a few streets are shut down and the more than 70 galleries, studios, shops and restaurants in and around the Charleston and Main area throw open the doors to the public. It is the Downtown Arts District between the The Strip and Downtown Fremont areas of the city. The people who comprise this vibrant area are local as well as those who immigrate from all over the country and the world. They invite you to tour the galleries and studios, talk one-on-one with the artists and observe them actively paint with sand, put oil on canvas, and shape their latest sculpture from a variety of materials. Be sure to taste the food from the booths and restaurants serving everything from tacos to Bar-B-Q to ethnic foods, and enjoy the live music from folk and blues bands set up on street stages.

Free busses route around the area to move visitors from a Free Parking garage to the Arts Factory, Holsum Lofts, to galleries and restaurants on Main Street, Antique Row, and Commerce Street Studios; or just walk and enjoy the electric atmosphere along the way.

Additional First Friday Event information, gallery lists, and maps can be found at their web site: http://www.firstfriday-lasvegas.org/ Or for further information (702) 384-0092.


Laughlin Rocks
By: Patrick M. Kennedy

Laughlin Nevada is a small town that centers bustling activity. It's a young city with a blazing history and year-round warm weather. It's just a short hour-and-a-half drive south from Las Vegas and is easily accessible on major highways from Southern California and Arizona. It has grown from a motel and a bar in the 1940s that accommodated the miners of the area and the workers from Boulder Dam, to a Colorado River resort town catering to tourists with an adventurous spirit. It has a small town atmosphere with big city entertainment. This can be a day trip, or a vacation destination.

Ten resorts with nearly 11,000 rooms are located on a cozy strip along the Colorado River and most are accessible from a comfortable river walk. Each resort has an assortment of entertainment, dining, gaming and recreation. RV travelers can find more than 800 hookups. If you want to travel by air, the Laughlin/Bullhead City International Airport (IFP) has daily incoming flights from as many as five airlines arriving in regular and chartered flights.

Other attractions include the water taxi service that will sail you from casino to casino; or take you on a special 6-hour round trip jet-boat tour on the river to the London Bridge in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. North of Laughlin a couple of miles is Davis Dam which has created Lake Mohave with 200 miles of shoreline, coves and secluded areas. It also offers fishing, boating, camping and water skiing. Seven miles west of Davis Dam is Christmas Tree Pass and Grapevine Canyon, an ideal site for hiking, camping, taking photos, and general exploring. Nearby is the Katherine Mine that boomed in the 19th century as a gold mine. There are also four golf courses in the area, each with a unique character and challenge.

For more information you can access the web site; www.visitlaughlin.com or call the Visitor's Bureau at 800-4-LAUGHLIN.


How to Have Fun on $45 per Day
(A Guide for Retirement)
By: Patrick M. Kennedy

Once upon a time there was a book called, 'Europe on $5 per day' by Arthur Frommer. Those were the happy days. It's currently in the range of $70 per day. Taking that formula further into today's economy, living on $45 per day in retirement in the U.S. and having fun at the same time is a bona fide stretch, even by any miser's imagination.

However, of course, we are considering one person. If there are two, you can probably skimp by on about $65. Half the world - nearly three billion people - live on less than two dollars a day. That's not funny, but it's not a fair comparison because they don't have to pay $5 for a paper cup of coffee.

$45 was not a number picked out of the air. It is based on about the high payment made to a retiree from Social Security if it is taken at full retirement age.

How do you live on $45 per day?

Move if you are renting.

Doing some fingers-tapping research and putting the puzzle pieces together, the average rent in Miami, Florida for a 2-bedroom apartment is about $1000 per month, in Las Vegas $830, Seattle $1025, and so on. That's not funny, either. Let's hope your house is paid for and the property taxes are low. That would be fun.

If you want to live economically in the Western U.S. the lower rents are: Tucson offers the least expensive apartments at an average of $616; Colorado Springs an average rent is $709; Boise, Idaho's average rent is $706; Salt Lake City is $680 and Albuquerque is $666.

It's a little tougher to live economically if you want to stay in, or move to, the Eastern U.S.: Indianapolis, which is kind of Eastern, has an average rent of $765; St. Louis, Missouri, $799; Philadelphia, $1,344.00; Baltimore, $1,700.00; Atlanta, $1,084.00; and Jacksonville, $1,009.20. And New York is in the stratosphere. Yikes!

Now a little averaging to compute some of those rents toward a $45-a-day factor:


Las Vegas = $27.66 per day.
Seattle = $34.16
Baltimore = $56.66
Tucson = $20.53
Albuquerque = $22.20
Boise = $23.53
Philadelphia = $44.80
Atlanta = $36.00
Miami = $33.33

It's easy to see why Boomers are staying or will stay where they are, living in a paid for home, or possibly move to the West or Southwest, where it's warmer and cheaper.

Utility Bills factored in have all the flavors and sizes of an ice cream shop, and all the colors of a mottled rainbow. Who can figure, because they are changing all the time (and for sure, not going lower), and dissimilar cities boast their own power sources, and each apartment unit has its unique heating and air conditioning system. It's a job for an IRS-type accountant to figure out.

But using a solid but uneducated-arbitrary factor, the utilities are in the vicinity of 30% of the rental cost, the daily averages look something like this for the cities listed with the utilities added in:


Las Vegas = $35.96 per day.
Seattle = $44.41
Baltimore = $73.66
Tucson = $26.69
Albuquerque = $28.86
Boise = $30.59
Philadelphia = $58.24
Atlanta = $46.97
Miami = $42.90

Now it becomes clearer, unfortunately, several cities have been eliminated from this issue. But looking at the positive side: in Las Vegas $9.05 is available for Food AND Fun each day; 60 cents in Seattle; $18.31 in Tucson; $11.81 in Boise; and 2 dollars and 10 cents in Miami. It is possible to live on this amount with a minimal amount of fun. It all depends on what tickles your funny bone.

Of course, the above only takes into consideration major cities and one person. There are small towns and suburbs that offer lower costs and are just as much, if not more, fun. If there are two of you, you will have to spat over the fun-filled difference: fishing or dancing. There are several other solutions. The most obvious are to save money ahead of time, or maybe, rob a bank, win a Lottery, or have a lot of rich relatives.

If not, apply for a library card and read a bunch of books.


Names that Define the Fiction.
Patrick M. Kennedy

It isn’t predestination and divine intervention, or even evolution that direct a man or woman to their path in life; their personality; their significance in history…it is their name. It is the name they are born with or adopt that molds and directs their fate and other people’s perceptions of them. The names I conjure up for fiction, and so must you, must have the same ego-shaping effect. I can’t just tag a character with any moniker. It must create an immediate image of the personality traits I am trying to depict in my creative writing.

The names in real life, either christened or contrived, are life-styling examples to follow. Take the night-owl comic, Jay Leno (quite possibly his real name): A Jay is a noisy bird of the crow family with bright plumage, an impertinent chatterer (quoth Webster). And Leno perfectly describes a game or toy from Matelleã. Could he be anything but a comedian? Enough said. David Letterman (to give equal billing) graduated from Ball State University, which is funny enough, and later became a comedy writer (arranging the alphabet letters into a string of thoughts that evoke laughter). He now enjoys a modest lifestyle based on his manipulation of the real and the ironic, then repeats it again, and again, and again…every night. What else could he be with a name like that and a smidgen of talent?

Rocky Balboa is probably not a pharmacist in Philadelphia, he’s more than likely a pugilist, and Indiana Jones is not the governor. If I want to write a tale of love, I don’t call the characters Rod and Reel…unless it’s a love story about inanimate fishing objects, which is perfectly acceptable in some circles of our society.

In real life most names work and do not have to emerge from the mind's eye of a writer’s brain. Look in the daily newspaper or phone book. They are loaded with persona nomenclatures.

Didn’t Marion Michael Morrison become a cowboy hero after he changed his name to John Wayne? Can you hear Gabby Hays calling out? “Marion! Blast those dad-ratted scoundrels!” Hardly! And Allen Stewart Konigsberg, doesn’t the image of Woody Woodpecker skip across the movie screen behind your eyelids? Or is that Woody Allen you see? Nobody could laugh at a ‘Konigsberg’s’ jokes…intentionally…except his immediate family. Harry Lillis Crosby and Leslie Towne Hope became Bing and Bob…names people came to associate with humor rather than odes to a sewing machine. See…it works, this naming thing!

Athletes of famous and even infamous claims are a breed all their own. Writing sports fiction allows the juices to flow when choosing names. The existing ones are an adventurous guideline. Dennis Rodman couldn’t be anything than what he is. Dennis the Menace is an obvious comparison. But Rodman can be perfectly defined by his refurbished, 1956-Cadillac muscle car, lowered & channeled, rolled & pleated, 137 coats of tattoo attitude on the basketball court…and probably explains the grease spots all over his NBA file. Hulk Hogan has to be a wrestler or a comic book superhero, but Tiger Woods is not, and is not a park in India. Joe Montana should be a rodeo rider from Butte, not a 49ers quarterback from Notre Dame, and Orel Hersciser should be an Evangelical minister and not a baseball pitcher. Catfish Hunter could be just that. Enough! Most of the fun in writing sports fiction is drafting characters with descriptive names.

To label political characters in fiction, I sometimes must pilfer the names entertainers throw out, like Morrison or Konigsberg or Harry Lillis or Leslie Towne, for a gentler, kinder image. There’s a whole potpourri of names to choose from in this category and they all smell the same. Avoid names like Newt, Tip and Abe. They’ve been used and may elicit an illogical definition to the character.

In classic fiction, Major Major was the perfect reflection of the ‘I’m in when I’m out, and I’m out when I’m in’ character in Catch 22. It depicts the perfect illogical circle, which is the theme of the novel. It is speculated that Holden Caulfield’s real name was J. D. Salinger after he grew up to be a kid after adulthood. Who knows? Ahab is Baha backwards and seems to fit his attitude in chasing Moby, but we’ll never know if that was Herman’s intent. Gatsby is so close to gadabout you have to believe that was intentional. ‘The Great Gadabout’ as a title probably would have been a tougher sell.

What exactly goes on in any writer’s mind when choosing a character’s name to mold a story around? Is it like mixing latex paint with wallpaper to find an easy solution to wall covering? It sounds easy, but will it work when exposed to the public? All writers must go through the process, but who knows what it is. It’s more fun than using the obituary column and throwing a dart at it. It’s similar to naming artwork, some people are good at it, and most artists are not. But here it’s more important than describing a pile of paint. All in all, names mold the character of your story and perfectly describe the character, it’s easy, like choosing a perfect dessert, like…Jello™…or Chocolate Moose…never mind…

Thank you,

Patrick (or Pat to my unisex friends), Manvel (or Manuel to my Spanish amigos, or plain M. to my academic associates), Kennedy (to all).


What’s Funny?
By: Patrick M. Kennedy

I’ve been asked to write something funny. Now that brings up questions that merit well-informed answers: What is funny? What is not? I’ve found, however, after extensive thumbing through reference books, there are so many ways to define funny, and so many synonyms, that it takes a mental breakdown and painstaking examination to arrive even close to a semi-perfect conclusion, or at least an understanding … maybe … of the definition. I’ve found that funny wears many faces and claims many names. So what exactly drives the funny bone crazy?

Dipping deep into this subject to expand my knowledge, I found that a comedy is a ‘medieval narrative that ends happily … a drama of light and amusing character and typically with a happy ending … the comic element … a humorous entertainment.’ A comic (not to be confused with a clown) I assume would be the source of the funny stuff, if indeed it were what is truly funny. To be clear, a clown by one definition is ‘specifically: a grotesquely dressed comedy performer in a circus.’ I am going to be presumptuous here and assume that in modern times this definition is not restricted to the circus. I have a neighbor who fits this description by another definition.

Another approach to the definition is amusing, that is ‘to divert the attention of so as to deceive … to occupy the attention of … to entertain or occupy in a light, playful, or pleasant manner … to appeal to the sense of humor of’. This might also define a shill in a con game at a carnival, which is not funny most of the time, especially if I lose my honey and my money.

Ha! Maybe I am getting closer. A diversion of attention by a comic before a happy ending may be the key to the definition. What’s funny should always have a happy ending, right?

So that leaves out —

· Ridiculing, which is ‘the act of exposing to laughter’ (I assume that means exposing someone else to laughter, and not me?);

· Or belittling, which is ‘to speak slightingly of to cause (a person or thing) to seem little or less’, and sounds a lot like my high school gym teacher;

· Or how about sarcasm, a word derived from the Greek/Latin/Other Old Languages, and means ‘to tear the flesh, bite the lips in rage, or sneer’. My-Oh-My, that’s tough-love funny. But in Modern English it means ‘a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain’. I guess I can questionably say that that isn’t funny, unless I am the star guest at a Roast.

These situations do not have a happy ending for the recipient of the belittling or the ridicule or sarcasm…so I believe to them it’s not funny. But to the rest of us … it’s a chortle and guffaw.

A few other words boldly popped up as my eyes continued to follow my fingers that flipped through the reference shelves:

· Wit has one meaning that is close: ‘astuteness of perception or judgment…the ability to relate seemingly disparate things so as to illuminate or amuse a talent for banter or persiflage…a witty utterance or exchange…clever or apt humor’.

· Irony also comes close to a definition: ‘the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning … usually a humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony’. Now this all sounded pretty good, not saying what I mean, until the word sardonic was thrown in, and that is downright unkind.

· Sardonic is: ‘disdainfully or skeptically humorous … derisively mocking’, in other words, scorning or doubting another. This doesn’t sound funny at the receiving end.

There are a few more words to quickly consider while rounding out this examination.

· Flippant (flip) means ‘lacking proper respect or seriousness’ … the word just sounds funny.

· Kid (i.e., just kidding, I kid you not), means ‘to deceive as a joke … to make fun … to engage in good-humored fooling or horseplay … often used with the word around.’

· Jest means ‘an utterance (as a jeer or quip) intended to be taken as mockery or humor … a ludicrous circumstance or incident … a frivolous mood or manner … gaiety and merriment.’

I believe with the above three words I am again getting closer to finding out what’s funny, but not yet arriving at a final answer.

It’s a tough task for sure … trying to find out what’s funny. After all this probing and examination, I can unequivocally state and positively clear things up by saying that the definition of what’s funny is: everything is funny and nothing is funny and it all depends upon your sense of humor and point of view and state of mind and time of day and condition of the weather and which way your head is cocked. What’s not funny is trying to find out what is funny.